Sunday, May 13, 2007

The Rules - this hangs on my bedroom wall, lol.

1. The Female always makes The Rules.
2. The Rules are subject to change without notice
3. No male can possibly know all The Rules
4. If the female suspects the male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some of The Rules
5. The female is never wrong
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the male did or said wrong.
7. If rule #6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The female can change her mind at any time.
9. The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time
11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The male is expected to read the ming of the female at all times.

-mish
10:50 PM